First of all, I pretty much blatently ripped off this format from Michael Eades over at yewknee.com. He does a Friday video thing that looks so nice, I just couldn’t help myself.
I think the human drive to make dirty Christmas songs is pretty understandable, and perhaps intentionally bad Christmas music can be understood as a response to unwanted imposed quaintness that the Yuletide season brings. I have no personal concern over the true meaning of Christmas being destroyed, but I find the volley of unorthodox Christmas music to be strange as all hell.
Also, most of these videos were from Lady Bunny Blog.
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles – Wrap Rap Remember when Ninja Turtles were huge and if they endorsed vomit, there would be slews of kids begging their parents for barf? We Wish You A Turtle Christmas is an example of how little people thought they had to try to make something good when the Turtles were involved.
Lady Bunny – Santa Claus Is Cumming To Town Things that I think are hilarious in this video are 1. The message at the beginning, 2. The Twister pajamas, 3. The message at the end. The whole rape joke thing I find sort of discomforting. via Lady Bunny
Santa Ate My Pussy (Christmas Vagina Song) Was the parenthesis really necessary to get the point of the song across? via Lady Bunny
The Wet Spots – Fist Me This Christmas via Lady Bunny
It’s Christmas I think the walking animation is totally funny, but I’m not sure what this is all about. via Lady Bunny
Neapolitan – XXXMas Am I the only person on earth who doesn’t want to sing about having sex with Santa Claus? via Lady Bunny
Treacherous Three & Doug E. Fresh – Beat Street Santa’s Christmas Xmas Rap Isn’t ‘Christmas Xmas’ redundancy? via Mark Lore