Zooey

I’m gonna blog here too but i feel like i only have stories to add because i’m not particularly analytical about music.hopefully you enjoy my stories.

so like, a few weeks ago, my girlfriendish ex and i were hanging out at the house we shared until last thursday until all the sudden, she got a call from her ex-husband who wanted to buy us tickets for a Band Of Horses show at the Les Schwab ampitheatre in Bend Or. Details make you laugh now!

Um. She thought we only got invited because her ex wanted to have some free time at the concert by using us as a distraction for their five year child. Band of Horses is the little guy’s favorite band. He doesn’t sleep well and thinks ghosts are a comfort. Maybe it was true we were being used but luckily, it didn’t matter because we got free tickets!!

So then She and Him came on stage and She started singing these lovely pop songs full of heart. Me and my girlfriendish ex both looked hard up there and were like “OMG is that totally zooey deschanel. OMG we were both JUST talking about how much we BOTH have the hugest lesbian crushes on her.” So we crooned and moved closer to the stage.

And it was raining.