Hey I totally failed on making a black metal post. but it was only because i was raging about how i think my ex-girlfriend (a 5.5 year relationship) was like a total bitch as i cleaned windows in tract housing for my dad’s girlfriend. FUCK THAT!

but as far as music is concerned, my cousin evan is in a hair metal cover band. and since it’s monday instead of sunday, hair metal is acceptable to talk about. i’ve never seen his show but i do know that he sings and wears a long blonde wig and after the shows he probably has lots of hot sex with his hot girlfriend, still wearing the sweet wig. dude. yeah. The band is called Krotch Rockit and is opening for Warrant on July 30. i think that’s in portland. $20 at the door but since he’s my cousin i could totally prolly hook you up with tix for $12. yeah.

i swear i’ll do better for the next theme week.